The Shoutbox
You seriously had me until that last line.
Well, if you buy any smut at all, make sure it's Juggs. People always say, "Oh, Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler," but Juggs is where it's at.

Seriously.

Well, not really.
Oh, whatever do you mean?

This is one running gag that I really love. A lot.
"Nudie magazine day! Nudie magazine day!"
Boys? Today's my 18th Pornda...er, Birthday.

Today is a rite of passage, yes?

Not that it matters. It is quite a conversation.
Um. This is quite a conversation you boys have going.
Hmm, it's kinda hard to describe.

Ever seen The Washington Monument?
What does your penis look like Chris?


Awesome article. Thanks.
Hey, and now that Chris is 18, it's tottally okay to talk about it!
OMG thats great, the best part is, it actually made me curious about yoda's penis!