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"Oh yeah, diddlin' the maid. Very sophisticated."
"Beef-A-Reeno? You fed a horse Beef-A-Reeno?"

"well, I overbought."
I LOVE that line Holden. It's one of the best.

Actually, my last quote should be "Maybe I could be a color man." My bad.
"You know, I could be a color man. You know how I always make those interesting little comments during the game?"
"I'm at 1st and 1st. Wait a minute, how can a street intersect into itself? I must be at the nexus of the Universe!"
"Those jobs are usually reserved for ex-ball players and, well, people in broadcasting."

'Well that's really not fair."

"I know."

"George, Marla."


"George. Jerry, Stacey."



"George, Stacey."




"Jerry. Marla. Stacey!!"

"A young girl's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk."
"Surprisingly, no. I'm free. I'm unfettered. I'm like a naked innocent boy rrromain' the countryside."
"I'm speechless. I have no speech."