The Shoutbox
I've created a monster.

A sexy monster.
Wait! Wait! Ang Lee, Stan Lee, Brandon Lee!

That's it! We call him Lee!
I'm sticking with the David Banner=Bruce Banner=Incredible Hulk= Ang Lee connection.
I intend to start calling him Ang.
Eddie's father is the father of Eddie... and...

Eddie=Brandon Cruz

By law, we must now call him Brandon, or Cruz.

Wouldn't Bill Bixby=Eddie's Father?

We shall call him Eddie's Father!
Wouldn't Eric Bana=David Banner, therefore Matt should be referred to as David, No?
David Banner = Bill Bixby

We shall call him 'Bixby"
Wow, that smiley thing worked even better than I had imagined.
Here, try another:
Still, I think you get the idea embedded within the smiley.
That you resent my power and are secretly plotting a revolution along with Sunfrog and a mysterious, hairy creature known only as "Uday"?

Yeah. Got it.
Hey, awkward and forced friendly bonds are still friendly bonds.

Here, let this randomly picked smiley wash away any doubts you may have.


Oh... I guess that didn't turn out very well. Still, I think you get the idea embedded within the smiley.
It's Bruce Banner, actually. Plus, I wanted one more layer of abstraction. Matt and Eric both have four letters, too, so it felt "right."

Unlike, of course, Herod taking to calling me Chingo. Pfft.
Although, when angered, he does turn green and speak in broken english.
"Matt angry! Matt smash!"