[quote=Golgot]i drink to the Woody Allen porn star

(as for social intercourse r3 - i just grunt of course ;). But dammit, you're right. All this floral exploral is just coz i haven't alighted on a flight to night-n-day bliss trists. :sigh-smilie: ;) :rolleyes: )[/quote]

[quote=Yoda][i]"Here's to alcohol. The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."[/i][/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious][quote]Neither is being dead drunk. I guess we both live for ourselves.[/quote]

I don't live for myself.  I live only for [i]you[/i].

And I drink only because of [i]you[/i].[/quote]

[quote=Herod]Why aren't there any short, nebbish, Jewish porn stars named Woody Allen?[/quote]

[quote=politesuccubus]I would like to thank the two people who lent me rep points and welcomed me to the boards.

*scans out over the crowd and waves*

Hey you!  THANKS!  And you too![/quote]

[quote=r3port3r66]Mary, what a stoke of Guiness! But you'll barley make it with such skills today Bud. But Sopporo you do, that  would be very comical amongst us Hamm's. Perhops, perhops.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda][quote]Smugness is not attractive, Chris.[/quote]
Neither is being dead drunk. I guess we both live for ourselves.

Besides; given the fact that my giant green ears give me a head width akin to a bald eagle's wingspan, smugness is the least of my problems.[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]His kendo will be no match for my krav maga.[/quote]

[quote=r3port3r66]I'm afraid today you'll have to fight Sir Toose for those that remain Mary.[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]I ain't passin' [i]my[/i] beer around.

That reminds me, being as there're seven beers left:  what are the rest of you going to drink?  :D[/quote]

[quote=r3port3r66]8 bottles of beer on the wall,
8 bottles of beer,
take one down,
pass it aroun'
7 bottles of beer on the wall...[/quote]