The Shoutbox
Ah watching all the other fish in the sea in a stone-massaged reverie. It leaves its mark (and it's becoming a pattern! )

Heheheh, love your word-curves too m'darlin. (watch out, unless i catch a trout, or at least have a nice little flounder, i'm gonna have to hypnotise Troy into giving you up and putting you on the next out-bounder )


"Sitting on the single shingle." I f*cking love that. You crazy genetically modified British person, you. With your winkie Smilies and your parentheses.
I'd rather be Ming the kinge of minge (damn, bad wurds, bad. No wonder i'm sitting on the single shingle, all hand-some )

Erm, right, i'm off to do some shopping (i promise not to do anything wurldly to the fruit )
Paraphrasing...

"Whoso pulleth this swerd from this stone is rightwise kinge of all England."

For some reason, "pulleth this swerd" struck me very, very funny. Middle English is so damn cray-zay...
please, call a Troose b4 it all gets Loq-jaw-uacious

Erm, shall i fall on my swurd now (that stands for extra-sh*tty-turd-words )
Can't sneak nothin by you, wurdgurl.
It shall. And stanks for noticing.

Wurd: the official Toose-meld of "word" and "turd". You knew it had to happen someday, folks.

"Words are turds!"
Will that be the official MaryLo wurd of the day? Stanks all, Stanks for everything.
Just one more vote to be collected before the axe falls on one unfortunate DeNiro Tribe member...
Stanks, Toose. Mistakes like that make me nervous.

When I get nervous, I start biting, and I don't know what happens after that.
I eradicated the evidence