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That is so funny Pikey........
Bush Determined To Find Warehouse
Where Ark Of Covenant Is Stored
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise press conference Monday, President Bush said he will not rest until the warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant, the vessel holding the original Ten Commandments, is located. "Nazis stole the Ark in 1936, but it was recovered by a single patriot, who braved gunfire, rolling boulders, and venomous snakes," Bush said, addressing the White House press corps. "Sadly, due to bureaucratic rigmarole, this powerful, historic relic was misplaced in a warehouse. Mark my words: We will find that warehouse." Bush added that, after they are strengthened by the power of the Ark, U.S. forces will seek out and destroy the sinister Temple of Doom.
http://www.theonion.com/index.php?pre=1
Where Ark Of Covenant Is Stored
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise press conference Monday, President Bush said he will not rest until the warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant, the vessel holding the original Ten Commandments, is located. "Nazis stole the Ark in 1936, but it was recovered by a single patriot, who braved gunfire, rolling boulders, and venomous snakes," Bush said, addressing the White House press corps. "Sadly, due to bureaucratic rigmarole, this powerful, historic relic was misplaced in a warehouse. Mark my words: We will find that warehouse." Bush added that, after they are strengthened by the power of the Ark, U.S. forces will seek out and destroy the sinister Temple of Doom.
http://www.theonion.com/index.php?pre=1
Have you recieved my letter, SB?
Gangstas?! Quick...HIDE!!!!
Three gangstas logged in right now...unstoppable.
Not much. Chillin' out, maxin' out, relaxin' all cool, all shootin' some B-ball outside of the school.
You know...the usual.
Yo', Homes! Smell you later!
You know...the usual.
Yo', Homes! Smell you later!
What's up, Holds?
Took a 3 hour nap! Yay!
Good evening Bri! 
So how is your weekend going?
So how is your weekend going?
Good evening, my little dumpling.