The Shoutbox
G: "What kind of person are you?"

J: "I think I'm pretty much like you...only succsessful."
J: "This is your plan?"

G: "No, no. I'm just thinking."

J: "I don't think you are."
Brb, myself.
"No no, we slept head to toe."
"So? Your genitals are still lined up."
I'll be back. Please, don't stop for me.
"Let me tell you something: if you're a guy and you ask for a doggie bag on a date, you might as well have them just wrap up your genitals too."
"The very had me lying in urine!"
"Are you sensing anything right now?"
"I had a pony! He was a beautiful pony, and I loved him. My sister had pony, my cousin had what's wrong with that?"