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"I made love to a porpoise one time. Have you ever made love to a porpoise, Mary? It's very difficult. They have no hips. There's no frame of reference."
I hope to see Warped Tour '07. I'm trying to convince my parents to let me go. Oh, that would be so awesome.
SC, thanks for the story! It's hilarious! I don't think I'd ever go on one of those shows. Fear of retribution and loose gun acquisitions laws.