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Originally Posted by John McClane
TIL: electric snow shovels exist.
Oh heck yeah! I've had one on my Amazon wishlist for ages. We do have a gargantuan snowblower, but much of the time the snow we get around here would be dealt with better/more easily with something like a Snow Joe powered snow shovel.
You can have my electric toothbrush you pry it from my cold Crest hands.
"Nowadays these kids they take out everything... radar, sonar, electric toothbrushes." - Quint
TIL: electric snow shovels exist.
Originally Posted by Powdered Water
Azreal was a victim. He just wanted to be a kitty.
Yeah, those smurfs are like fire ants, and they want to think they are good.
Azreal was a victim. He just wanted to be a kitty.
While we're here. Gargamel can eat a butt and Azrael can get helicoptered around by his mangy tale!
Originally Posted by Powdered Water
I only have 2 things to say... F*ck Howard Stern. And Vince Vaughn Vaxxed is fun to say.
I've never found Howard stern to be appealing, I'm not surprised he sucks as much as he did when he was big in the 90s.
I only have 2 things to say... F*ck Howard Stern. And Vince Vaughn Vaxxed is fun to say.
Originally Posted by doubledenim
When I dont hit the d typing my username, it comes out as soubledenim.

Ya know. Dissolves in water. What a great concept.
Your soul will dissolve: when you die

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Originally Posted by donniedarko
Ozark > Breaking bad, sorry
I haven't even seen Ozark yet, but I can already guarantee that that's not true.

:P