The Shoutbox
"Hot dog, we have a weiner!"
Mama Klump (Eddie Murphy): "Awww, my baby look so handsome...just like Billy Dee!"
LANDO (Billy Dee Williams): That was never a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han to this bounty hunter!
bean
(n) Head or brain.
That's just sad.
shorty
1) (n) Little person.
2) (n) Female, like baby or honey. "I got myself a shorty, I got myself a forty" -- Wu-Tang Clan (Method Man).
3) (n) A seven ounce bottle of beer.
Beer,kids and women are the same word.
"When I grow up, I want to be a Principal or a caterpillar."
When I grow up I wants to be a fast car.

Vroom, me will say, vroom, vroom.
ANNE (Mercedes Ruehl): I don't believe that God made man in his image, 'cause most of the ***** that happens comes from man. Now I think man was made in the Devil's image, and women were created out of God. 'Cause after all, women can have babies, which is kind of like creating. And which also accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men, 'cause let's face it, the Devil is a Hell of a lot more interesting! So the whole point in life is for men and women to get married, so that God & the Devil can get together and work it out.

- The Fisher King
bling bling
(n) Jewelry, derived from the sound it makes
OMG, this is funny, you all should look at it.
JONATHAN MILLER: I want this car.