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Originally Posted by ynwtf
Sorry, but I don't take farts. I give them.

Delicately.
That is a sound strategy to employ in the preservation of clean undies.
Originally Posted by mattiasflgrtll6
I'm the only one online! Amazing.
Beware of cloaking technology!
Originally Posted by jiraffejustin
Global Warming started when people started taking farts.
Well, women have been doing doing their part to save the planet for ages.
Nope. Not anymore. That was fast.
I'm the only one online! Amazing.
Sorry, but I don't take farts. I give them.

Delicately.
Global Warming started when people started taking farts.
Stirchley was born before the Industrial Revolution.
I don't know how to phrase this as a joke and not mean, i've honestly took several stabs at it but: "Growing up in England before Global Warming".
Stirchley, I can sympathize with you on that. I think my issue is that I'm a bit of a slob in the summer. Sleek, slender and even more cool-blooded americans seem fine with the mugginess abound in those months. Me, on the other hand, is a complete mess and miserable. Call it a personal grievance.