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no. a dog would use a clumsy, slobber-over-your-arm-case. or similar. there would be nothing brief about it.
(yeah, i know. i know it's weak)
(yeah, i know. i know it's weak)
Imagine. A dog in a suit with a briefcase, sitting on a bus. Headed home to find treats. Around him are humans. He assumes he is one too, but there is a slight dysphoria with his natural canine self. His mind begins to ask questions.
In song form.
In song form.
Of course dog is one os us. We all know this. He's the only one who doesn't - which is why those lyrics are what he's asking in his head.
Originally Posted by Swan
I'm just saying self-improving robots are the future.
Now if only Dog was one of us, then we'd know for sure.
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Hmmm, I can already see I shall have to quote selectively...
I'm not saying you're not. I'm just saying self-improving robots are the future.
Originally Posted by Chypmunk
Hmmm, I can already see I shall have to quote selectively...
WHAT IF DOG WAS ONE OF US
JUST A DOG LIKE ONE OF US
JUST A DOGGY ON THE BUS
TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY TO THE TREATS
JUST A DOG LIKE ONE OF US
JUST A DOGGY ON THE BUS
TRYING TO MAKE HIS WAY TO THE TREATS
Didn’t all the Green Knight people see this!?! Why is no one talking about this?!?
It’s like a Cronenberg movie!
It’s like a Cronenberg movie!