The Shoutbox
Pressed to impress!
Good afternoon, all! Or, as the night owls say, Good morning! Where's my coffee?
I got you this gift as a token of how strong our anonymous internet friendship still is, in light of your questionable taste in shows.

Don’t worry. Cue up some Ted Lasso and have a glass of sweet tea. You’re not missing anything.
You get a big fat raspberry for that.
I TRIED to watch it!!!?
A show that does its fans the great service of covering up Brendan Fraser’s eyes so you don’t have any anxiety over whether they are gonna explode or pop out of his skull. A show that may have the best intro since GoT. A show that you’ve had multiple chances to watch, in light of being a fan of the weird stuff on HBOMaxheadroom and still haven’t watched. A show with a universe in a donkey’s ass and the definitive worst version of one the DC Titans ever put on screen. Flex Metallo!!! Heartache. Loss. The show that got Alan Tudyk the show he’s on meow. The show you refuse to watch.