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well, ifin' yer gonna let me, I guess omelette you too.
Oeuf, some of these puns are rotten
Green eggssoylant and ham.
Eggs cellent
And one time I got kicked out of a comic book store for dancing to a polka song off of a Nokia phone. Good times.
The word yolk always makes me think of polka music.
no yolk.
meh. sorry.
Could you imagine walking behind someone wearing a shirt with that on it and they start crop dusting ya? That would be egg-gregious
"Joined for the movies. Stayed for the scrambled eggs!"

So wish I'd had that put on the back of my MoFo shirt now
Chickens are basically a renewable resource at this point.