The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by The Rodent
Summer 2012 the UK had a drought, and all the underground reservoirs dried up.

MET Office panic mongered their way through a Press conference as usual, and said we'd need "50 years of constant torrential rain to refill them".

**Drum-roll**

Inside of 2 weeks they were overflowing to the point the ground couldn't take it and we had floods.

Just buy an iceberg. Problem solved.
Originally Posted by Death Proof
Originally Posted by John McClane
yay! rain

pollen count been murdering
I remember one summer in the late 90's we didn't get rain for something like 2 months straight - everything was covered in yellow pollen. The count for that time of year was normally something like 500 - that year it was 5000.

When it did finally rain it looked like rivers of piss roiling down the street.

Summer 2012 the UK had a drought, and all the underground reservoirs dried up.

MET Office panic mongered their way through a Press conference as usual, and said we'd need "50 years of constant torrential rain to refill them".

**Drum-roll**

Inside of 2 weeks they were overflowing to the point the ground couldn't take it and we had floods.
Originally Posted by John McClane
yay! rain

pollen count been murdering
I remember one summer in the late 90's we didn't get rain for something like 2 months straight - everything was covered in yellow pollen. The count for that time of year was normally something like 500 - that year it was 5000.

When it did finally rain it looked like rivers of piss roiling down the street.
yay! rain

pollen count been murdering
They so perdy too.
Originally Posted by ynwtf
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Beets

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dug my flac library out of cold storage to make an extra copy. two is one
Originally Posted by John W Constantine
Mine says I've been here too long
I thought you were joking but it really does!

Mine says I've been here too long
Just realized my profile says Ive only been here 5 months....where has the time gone?