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It's a Saturday night and a priest is getting ready for Sunday services. He realizes they're out of wine.
It's later at night so the only liquor stores open are downtown. The priest drives down and grabs a couple of bottles from the nearest liquor store. He's wearing plain clothes so it's not obvious he's a priest.
A hooker stops him on the way to his car. "Hey honey - how about a blowjob? Only twenty bucks." The priest doesn't know what she's talking about and quickly excuses himself.
The next day after services, the priest pulls the mother superior aside.
"What's a blowjob?"
"Twenty bucks - same as in town."
It's later at night so the only liquor stores open are downtown. The priest drives down and grabs a couple of bottles from the nearest liquor store. He's wearing plain clothes so it's not obvious he's a priest.
A hooker stops him on the way to his car. "Hey honey - how about a blowjob? Only twenty bucks." The priest doesn't know what she's talking about and quickly excuses himself.
The next day after services, the priest pulls the mother superior aside.
"What's a blowjob?"
"Twenty bucks - same as in town."
Don't bok bok at that!
Originally Posted by John McClane
Oh no, he should have ducked. What a quack.
Oh no, he should have ducked. What a quack.
A guy walks into a bar....
bwahahahahaha!
bwahahahahaha!
Yes!
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Who's Al?
Originally Posted by John McClane
only one in the office today. crazy is an understatement
Same... Not cool!