[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic][strike]Ron Popeil[/strike]  [strike]Billy Mays[/strike]  

I give up[/font][/quote]

[quote=Sedai]I was going to say The Fed, but hey, we repeat ourselves.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]what's more unethical than a bank? i'll wait in the shadows while ya'll think on that...[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Only 3 more years and my debt is forgiven; tax free to boot![/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Sometimes all that money for college isn't worth it; I found out the easy way.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]well, considering how much i paid, i’m for damn sure gonna let everyone know; i got the smarts[/quote]

[quote=Torgo]Kurt Vonnegut's thoughts on semicolons always make me laugh: "they are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college."[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Please, please exclamation mark![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]the semi-colon is my favorite punctuation mark; it’s positively fabulous[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]OK, I like the skateboard stuff...[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]um, the skateboarders would like a word with you. under the overpass. 3pm sharp[/quote]