[quote=ynwtf]I have nothing of value to contribute today.[/quote]

[quote=ynwtf]No. They flarbulate, instead. Or at least that's what I'm told.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]I’m going with, “She spent a lot of time in Europe and picked up the habit there”.

Oh and btw, everyone knows women don’t poot.[/font][/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]Was she trying to cover up being naturally gassy?

"Oh my, that sparkling water has got me going again"[/quote]

[center]🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔[/center][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Was she trying to cover up being naturally gassy?

"Oh my, that sparkling water has got me going again"[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=Rockatansky][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]That’s great. I will definitely never try one meow.

The bubbly water thing is lost on me.[/font][/quote]
It's what I get when I want to drink but probably shouldn't.[/quote]

[font=century gothic]I get that. A past girlfriend exclusively drank carbonated water. Canned stuff, Pelegrino, never flat.[/font][/quote]

[quote=John McClane]White Claws makes me sneeze slightly less than beer. Sad thing being allergic to alcohol. :([/quote]

[quote=Rockatansky][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]That’s great. I will definitely never try one meow.

The bubbly water thing is lost on me.[/font][/quote]
It's what I get when I want to drink but probably shouldn't.[/quote]

[quote=AgrippinaX][quote=John McClane]When I finally start thinking 2021 will be a good year only to find out it’s half over

[img_size=200]https://media3.giphy.com/media/5t9wJjyHAOxvnxcPNk/200w.gif[/img_size][/quote]

Half? Erm, alright, that’s one way of looking at it.[/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]That’s great. I will definitely never try one meow.

The bubbly water thing is lost on me.[/font][/quote]

[quote=Torgo]When you think about it, La Croix? It's just a virgin White Claw.[/quote]