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This is the year of the Pack.
Beast Mode.
Originally Posted by Powdered Water
Originally Posted by Yoda
You should put a bunch of yams in your bag, and a piece of metal. So the next time you go through a metal detector they search your bag and just find it full of yams.

Don't explain it, either.

Stuff like this really needs to be bronzed.
Oh, and make sure to use big yams that are coincidentally shaped like body parts or heads... which will look really scary on an x-ray machine at the courthouse or airport.
Originally Posted by John McClane
So I got my Kindle glued to me 24/7 now. Trying to increase my reading and actually use the device.
New to the Kindle experience? I adore mine. And, before the paper-book-purists chime in, yessss, I still buy and read books made of dead trees. But the Kindle is just sublime.

Side note: Why is it that most of my print-book-purist friends are also gung-ho about things like going green and global warming, etc.? Shouldn't they be the FIRST people on board with something like a Kindle?
Originally Posted by Holden Pike
If you alphabetize like a second grader, then yes, one of them starts with the letter T.
Nice.
Originally Posted by Yoda
You should put a bunch of yams in your bag, and a piece of metal. So the next time you go through a metal detector they search your bag and just find it full of yams.

Don't explain it, either.

Stuff like this really needs to be bronzed.
Originally Posted by Tacitus
GTFO Satan! #exorcistbantz

I thought I'd share my favorite line from that lovely piece.

"Clearly this young girl has been possessed, and needs further help" said the priest. It is not known whether The Beast also uses WhatsApp, Facebook Messenger or Twitter."
And Stand By Me takes the win!!!
Originally Posted by Yoda
You should put a bunch of yams in your bag, and a piece of metal. So the next time you go through a metal detector they search your bag and just find it full of yams.

Don't explain it, either.