[quote=John McClane]what if it was a unicycle and doomed to be alone?[/quote]

[quote=Corax][quote=John McClane][i]I rode my bike over to a cemetery nearby. Her boyfriend just died.[/i][/quote]
Your bike had a boyfriend?[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][i]I rode my bike over to a cemetery nearby. Her boyfriend just died.[/i][/quote]

[quote=Yoda]As stupid as that line is it still gets me.[/quote]

[quote=John W Constantine][quote=doubledenim][quote=John W Constantine]i know how you kids like em sloppy![/quote]
[font=century gothic]Meeeetloaf sandwich![/font][/quote]
MA! THE MEAT-LOAF! F*CK![/quote]

[quote=John McClane]that whole Jon Stewart and Apple+ thing is hilarious. who did they think they hired?![/quote]

[quote=doubledenim][quote=John W Constantine]i know how you kids like em sloppy![/quote]
[font=century gothic]Meeeetloaf sandwich![/font][/quote]

[quote=Mr Minio][quote=John McClane]best part of internet: all the free information

worst part of internet: everyone thinks they’re an expert[/quote]
Trust me, I'm a random internet guy[/quote]

[quote=John W Constantine]i know how you kids like em sloppy![/quote]

[quote=John W Constantine]maybe some sloppy joes....[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][quote=doubledenim][quote=John McClane]oh lord, too much dairy.

💨[/quote]

[font=century gothic]Plant-based, coconut based foods 🫠[/font][/quote]
so goulash 24/7?[/quote]