[quote=Citizen Rules]I've seen 0 Seagal and hated them all:p[/quote]

[quote=Velvet]ive seen 1 and i liked it[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][i]"Since when did anybody ever accuse me of being sane?"[/i][/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]I can watch On Deadly Ground, Under Siege and the one with Marg Helgenberger.
The rest are basically all the same.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]I used to like Seagal movies, but then I graduated from Pull-Ups.[/quote]

[quote=The Rodent]Considering Seagal's stories of how he apparently studied martial arts under superduper grandmasters and even managed to conjure up a fable of himself being an instructor in Japan... I don't think Seagal [I]ever[/I] had his shh together tbh.

Jesse Ventura is another. Boasting about his military career before it transpired he served 6 years as a diver in the Navy, and not only never saw combat, but never even went out on any missions, ever.

Reminds me of Brian Dennehy as well... making out he was a Vietnam Veteran, and even having the balls to talk about harrowing stories of combat. Dude was never in Vietnam. He served 5 years from 58 to 63, and spent his entire time on a base in Okinawa behind a desk.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai][quote=Iroquois][quote=Velvet][quote=Iroquois][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Liam Neeson is continuing on his AARP assassin trajectory in [b]Cold Pursuit[/b] .

If only Seagal could have kept his shhh together...:tsk:[/font][/quote]

Seagal almost invariably makes everything worse - the exception being [i]On Deadly Ground[/i], of course.[/quote]
Above the Law[/quote]

Haven't seen it so can't confirm, but if it's anything like [i]Hard to Kill[/i] or [i]Out for Justice[/i] I doubt I'll be impressed.

(also this dude really likes his three-word titles, huh)[/quote]


Those are pretty much the exact same Film, with the worst one being whichever of the three has him hamming it up with a terrible fake Italian accent.[/quote]

[quote=Velvet]its good. Its the movie will ferell and john c reily watch in step brothers[/quote]

[quote=Iroquois][quote=Velvet][quote=Iroquois][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Liam Neeson is continuing on his AARP assassin trajectory in [b]Cold Pursuit[/b] .

If only Seagal could have kept his shhh together...:tsk:[/font][/quote]

Seagal almost invariably makes everything worse - the exception being [i]On Deadly Ground[/i], of course.[/quote]
Above the Law[/quote]

Haven't seen it so can't confirm, but if it's anything like [i]Hard to Kill[/i] or [i]Out for Justice[/i] I doubt I'll be impressed.

(also this dude really likes his three-word titles, huh)[/quote]

[quote=Yoda][quote=cat_sidhe]BOYD CROWDER: one of the best characters EVER.[/quote]
:up: :up: :up:[/quote]

[quote=Velvet][quote=Iroquois][quote=doubledenim][font=century gothic]Liam Neeson is continuing on his AARP assassin trajectory in [b]Cold Pursuit[/b] .

If only Seagal could have kept his shhh together...:tsk:[/font][/quote]

Seagal almost invariably makes everything worse - the exception being [i]On Deadly Ground[/i], of course.[/quote]
Above the Law[/quote]