[quote=John McClane][i]The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed.[/i][/quote]

[quote=MovieGal]Didn't you hear the story about the cat and the dog?

One day, the owner of the cat and dog was preparing the food for his beloved pets.

The dog was jumping around, excited with his tongue hanging out. He said to the cat, " They pet me, they give me treats. They feed me! They must be gods!"

The cat looked over at the dog and said in a serious tone, " They pet me, they give me food, they shower me with affection.  They even clean out the box I ***** in. I must be a God."[/quote]

[quote=FilmBuff][quote=MovieGal]This is why cats are careless a$$holes too![/quote]

And yet so adorbs! :p[/quote]

[quote=MovieGal]This is why cats are careless a$$holes too![/quote]

[quote=FilmBuff][quote=I_Wear_Pants][quote=MovieGal][quote=I_Wear_Pants]Sometimes I'd sit on the edge of the couch to work on rounding up the kiddos for bed time, so the cat would climb on the couch behind me, put her paws on my back, and rub the back of my head with her head and meow to get my attention.[/quote]


I taught my cat to "ask" for a snack. Now he asks for everything.

I taught him to give smooches, love and hugs as well. Smooches are on the side of the mouth where their scent glands are. Love is a kiss on the top of his head and hugs are given when I'm laying down. He leans over on me and tightens his paws like giving a hug.

He's very intelligent for a cat.[/quote]
That's way cool. Cats are teachable and smart.[/quote]

They are probably the smartest of all domesticated animals![/quote]

[quote=I_Wear_Pants][quote=FilmBuff][quote=I_Wear_Pants]Sometimes I'd sit on the edge of the couch to work on rounding up the kiddos for bed time, so the cat would climb on the couch behind me, put her paws on my back, and rub the back of my head with her head and meow to get my attention.[/quote]

Awwwwww <3[/quote]
When she was a kitten she loved to kill my socks. We'd hear her and go, "Yep, Mercury killed another of his socks." I once tried to take it from her and she grabbed it and ran. I laughed.[/quote]

[quote=I_Wear_Pants][quote=MovieGal][quote=I_Wear_Pants]Sometimes I'd sit on the edge of the couch to work on rounding up the kiddos for bed time, so the cat would climb on the couch behind me, put her paws on my back, and rub the back of my head with her head and meow to get my attention.[/quote]


I taught my cat to "ask" for a snack. Now he asks for everything.

I taught him to give smooches, love and hugs as well. Smooches are on the side of the mouth where their scent glands are. Love is a kiss on the top of his head and hugs are given when I'm laying down. He leans over on me and tightens his paws like giving a hug.

He's very intelligent for a cat.[/quote]
That's way cool. Cats are teachable and smart.[/quote]

[quote=MovieGal]Thanks FB[/quote]

[quote=FilmBuff][quote=MovieGal][quote=I_Wear_Pants]Sometimes I'd sit on the edge of the couch to work on rounding up the kiddos for bed time, so the cat would climb on the couch behind me, put her paws on my back, and rub the back of my head with her head and meow to get my attention.[/quote]


I taught my cat to "ask" for a snack. Now he asks for everything.

I taught him to give smooches, love and hugs as well. Smooches are on the side of the mouth where their scent glands are. Love is a kiss on the top of his head and hugs are given when I'm laying down. He leans over on me and tightens his paws like giving a hug.

He's very intelligent for a cat.[/quote]

He has a very good teacher ;)[/quote]

[quote=MovieGal][quote=I_Wear_Pants]Sometimes I'd sit on the edge of the couch to work on rounding up the kiddos for bed time, so the cat would climb on the couch behind me, put her paws on my back, and rub the back of my head with her head and meow to get my attention.[/quote]


I taught my cat to "ask" for a snack. Now he asks for everything.

I taught him to give smooches, love and hugs as well. Smooches are on the side of the mouth where their scent glands are. Love is a kiss on the top of his head and hugs are given when I'm laying down. He leans over on me and tightens his paws like giving a hug.

He's very intelligent for a cat.[/quote]

[quote=FilmBuff][quote=I_Wear_Pants]Sometimes I'd sit on the edge of the couch to work on rounding up the kiddos for bed time, so the cat would climb on the couch behind me, put her paws on my back, and rub the back of my head with her head and meow to get my attention.[/quote]

Awwwwww <3[/quote]