[quote=Yoda]Yes. Yes I am. Though 'twas Sinbad who did so originally.[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]Are you poking fun at my state???[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]"Kansas! The land of dirt. There aren't any trees there. Birds just fall right out of the sky and hit the ground. If your car breaks down you can't even tell them where you are...there's nothing there."[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]It's supposed to get up into the 50s today.  Supposed to get in the 60s or 70s tomorrow...and this is KANSAS...:laugh:[/quote]

[quote=mightymose]The windchill here is something like 4... brrrrrr!  But at least it's sunny![/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Yeah, a little cold/wet outside here, too, I believe. And man am I sleepy.[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]Other than it being a little chilly outside...it's a beautiful morning...[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Good mornin'.[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]Morning All!![/quote]

[quote=Marcellus]"Hi, my name is Barney, and I'm an alcoholic."
"Mr. Gumble, this is a girl scout meeting"
"Is it, or is it that you girl scouts can't admit that you have a problem?"


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[quote=Holden Pike]"I don't know. I kinda want a cigarette."

"What's your brand?"

"Anything Slim!"[/quote]