[quote=Holden Pike]When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun ball, Wacky Products Incorperated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]:rotfl:

I'm reading through these Seinfeld quotes. HILARIOUS!!!![/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Happy Fun Ball comes with a lifetime guarantee.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"It's happy!"
"It's fun!"
"It's Happy Fun Ball!"[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Missed it by 14 seconds.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumambly from outer space.[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]Happy Fun Ball is non habit forming.  

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[quote=Yoda]Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
[list][*]itching
[*]vertigo
[*]dizziness
[*]tingling in extremities
[*]loss of balance or coordination
[*]slurred speech
[*]temporary blindness
[*]profuse sweating
[*]or heart palpatations[/list][/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Pregnant women, the elderly and children under ten should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.[/quote]