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"Made a lightning trip to Vienna, eating chocolate cake in a bag. The newspaper said she's gone to your head, you look just like two gurus in drag. Christ! You know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be. The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me."

A god, not THE God.
And don't blaspheme 'round here. The natives don't like it. But at least they're into forgiveness.
And don't blaspheme 'round here. The natives don't like it. But at least they're into forgiveness.

What a slefish bastard. Your own destruction and demise of civilization is going to get in the way of giving us a heads up?
Speaking of heads up, if one of our girlfriends is going to wake up pregnant, can you at least tell us to pull out sooner?
Speaking of heads up, if one of our girlfriends is going to wake up pregnant, can you at least tell us to pull out sooner?