[quote=LordSlaytan]The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green he leadeth me the silent waters by
With bright knives he releaseth my soul
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places
He converteth me to lamb cutlets
For lo,m he hath great power and great hunger
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.[/quote]

[quote=Gracie]Does anyone here remeber Vera Lynn?
Remember how she said that we would meet again...
Vera! Vera, what has become of you?

I love doing this! How about we start "Another Brick In The Wall"? ;) [/quote]

[quote=LordSlaytan]I got a little black book with my poems in.
Got a bag, got a toothbrush and a comb.
When I'm a good dog they sometimes throw me a bone.
I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on.
Got those swollen hands blues.
Got thirteen channels of shit on the TV to choose from.
I got electric light,
And I got second sight.
Got amazing powers of observation.
And that is how I know,
When I try to get through,
On the telephone to you,
There'll be nobody home.
I got the obligatory Hendrix perm,
And the inevitable pinhole burns,
All down the front of my favorite satin shirt.
I got nicotine stains on my fingers.
I got a silver spoon on a chain.
Got a grand piano to prop up my mortal remains.
I've got wild, staring eyes.
And I got a strong urge to fly,
But I got nowhere to fly to (-- fly to... fly to... fly to...).
Ooooo Babe, 
When I pick up the phone,
There's still nobody home.
I got a pair of Gohill boots,
And I got fading roots.[/quote]

[quote=Gracie]I got a little black, me poems in,
I got a bag, with a toothbrush, and comb in.
If I'm a good dog, they sometimes thrwo me a boney, boney, boney...
[/quote]

[quote=Gracie];) [/quote]

[quote=Gracie]Ooooh, babe!
When I pick up the phone,
There's still nobody home...[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]I've got wild, staring eyes.
And I got a strong urge to fly,
But I got nowhere to fly to ...fly to... fly to... fly to.[/quote]

[quote=Gracie]I just found the same tpye of thing only for LOTR: 
http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/FellowshipOfTheRing.html[/quote]

[quote=Gracie]I'm in the middle of reading this, but it's hillarious HP story-line thingy...JUST READ IT!!
http://www.jerrythefrogproductions.com/HarryPotter.html[/quote]

[quote=Sir Toose]He's feeling randy today.[/quote]

[quote=Gracie]SC, I though you were posting as Jason only? This place can get confusing at times! :yup: [/quote]