The Shoutbox
Yeah, well, so is the Happy Birthday stuff...but I love it.
The economy's fine, and she's not close to worth it.

And sadly no, LDs do not seem to impress the ladies. Shocking to learn, I know. If they did I change my name to L.L. Laser D.
And we all know that the "tell your mom I said hi" joke is lame...
Hey, the economy's in a decline. She needs it.

And who needs a hooker with a massive LD collection? We all know that gets you laid 9 times outta 10, right?
Holden...well nevermind...I'll just leave it with Happy Birthday
Also, Spud, tell your Mom she charges too much.
And if hookers really looked at all like Elisabeth Shue, I'd be happily caught with 'em all the time. As none of 'em do, no thanks.

Besides, I spend far too much on DVDs and LDs to have enough dough left over for prostitutes.
I'm groovy, Spud. Thanks oh-so-much for your interest.
Hey did you hear that Unregistered got caught with a hooker!? Where's Silver at when I need him..
I want to talk to you...but my father would not approve.
Nobody wants to talk with me?