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The economy's fine, and she's not close to worth it.
And sadly no, LDs do not seem to impress the ladies. Shocking to learn, I know. If they did I change my name to L.L. Laser D.
And sadly no, LDs do not seem to impress the ladies. Shocking to learn, I know. If they did I change my name to L.L. Laser D.
Hey, the economy's in a decline. She needs it.
And who needs a hooker with a massive LD collection? We all know that gets you laid 9 times outta 10, right?
And who needs a hooker with a massive LD collection? We all know that gets you laid 9 times outta 10, right?
And if hookers really looked at all like Elisabeth Shue, I'd be happily caught with 'em all the time. As none of 'em do, no thanks.
Besides, I spend far too much on DVDs and LDs to have enough dough left over for prostitutes.
Besides, I spend far too much on DVDs and LDs to have enough dough left over for prostitutes.