[quote=Mary Loquacious]:laugh:

[i]Mary Lo wipes a tear from her eye[/i]   

Oh, beautiful, beautiful stuff.    [/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]http://blake.prohosting.com/~smashed0/mary1.wav
http://blake.prohosting.com/~smashed0/mary2.wav[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]To the tune of "Feed the Birds":

[i]Laugh, at Matt
He's freakish, and mean...
Freakish
Freakish
Freakish... and mean...

Laugh, at Matt
G'day, mate--you're blonde...
G'day, mate
G'day, mate
G'day, mate--you're blonde...[/i][/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]To the tune of "Spoon Full of Sugar"

Mary Lo is:

[I]Just, a, wench with a talent for manip'lating words,
Manip'lating words, manip'lating words,
Just a fruit-loopy writer of the gender of birds,
With nothing nice at all to say....

The writer in her seat,
With some socks upon her feet,
Likes to take pot-shotty shots at me,
And the more the nut-job types,
The more her psyche hypes,
She is,
A fool,
A joke,
A mule,
Without a bloody clue....

Just, a, wench with a talent for manip'lating words,
Manip'lating words, manip'lating words,
Just a fruit-loopy writer who hopes her views are heard,
Mary is a fool to-daaaaaaaaay!![/i][/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Oh, yeah?

To the tune of "Let's Go Fly A Kite":

[i]Matt's just a bastard man
As bastardy as a bastard can
Oh... Matt's... just... a bastard man![/i]

:laugh:[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]To quote myself:

[i]But can she change the lyrics to a song?[/i]
I don't think so.

:D [/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Sh*t--I should've taken another Mary Poppins song...

I kind of made it up in my head.  A little bit of "Sisters," a little bit of the theme song from the Patti Duke show where she played identical cousins...

This isn't helping, is it?  :laugh:   I just went kamikaze.[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]Okay, I'm an idiot, what tune do I have to read that to?
Mine was of course from [i]Mary Poppins[/i], but yeah. What song do I need to tune the words to?[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Tempo change... and Mary sings:

[i]Sure, I smoke and I drink[/i]

No lie.

[i]and I'm a bastard rat-fink[/i]

Uh-huh.

[i]But I'm as retarded as an American can be

Matt's Austrailian and hairy[/i]

That's right.

[i]And his wit sharp and scary[/i]

That's true

[i]But he's as dorky about writing as me[/i]

[i]So, we're having an argument
An amusing and confusing little ar-gu-ment...
And can't we two see...
Yes, can't we two see...[/i]
 [/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet][size=1]MATT [SUNG]:[/size]
[i]Oh, it's a funny argument with Mary,
Mary's wit makes you look dumb,
Her quips are basically unnecessary,
But can she change the lyrics to a song?[/i]
[size=1][SPOKEN][/size]
I don't think so...
[size=1][SUNG][/size]
[i]Well, comedy is brewing all around her,
The comedy (to Matt at least) is mean,
Her demeaner it's serene, her hygene clean,
What's with the reliance on the nicotine...?

[size=1][YOUR TURN][/size][/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]:laugh:  

If this were a musical, it would be time to burst out into song.  And possibly dance about.[/quote]