The Shoutbox
Ohhhh that dropdown... I was looking for it in all of the other ones!
It's in the forumjump dropdown box, my man. The one that lists all the forums and such.

The Glossary
Why is it impossible to find a link to the Glossary anywhere on this site?!
Or burst out into song.

To the tune of "It's a Hard Knock Life":

It's a slow day in the Box
It's a slow day in the Box
No one
wants to Shout
They all just
post it out


It's a good thing Matty isn't here to make some thinly veiled, quasi-sexual reference.
A slow night in the Box... Now a slow day in the Box...


Slow night...must've been the downtime
Hello-allo, all you MoFos. Cripes, I'm tired today. The library was Captain Insane-o this morning.
Aw man, how could I forget that... that's my favorite episode of the Simpsons!

The jokes in that episode are just classic... everything from the DIE-DIET and the orchestra to Grampa chasing the turtle wearing his false teeth.
Yep. It started as a bit of a takeoff on The X-Files...it featured Fox Mulder, Dana Scully, and Mr. Burns as the supposed alien.

"Geez, who would think a whale would be so heavy?"

"I bring you love."
"It's bringing love! Don't let it get away!"
"Break its legs!"
hah, did you ever see that episode of Simpsons were that sang that song? I think it might have been the one with the asteroid, but I don't remember exactly...