[quote=The Silver Bullet]And that, Ladies Man, Writer Direct, whatever the hell you want to be called, is you aren't funny.[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]Sades, Yahoo, now.

:D [/quote]

[quote=Ladies Man]Funny is not hard, :laugh: you just need toknow what you are saying.[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]I gave that speech to myself when...

...screw it. Trying to funny is much too hard.[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]Imagine that, the "you'll put your eyes out" speech from a mother.  :D 

Aren't mothers the only ones that ever give that speech?[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]The Independence Day Motto:

[i]Oh-o say, can you see[/i] that it's all good fun until somebody puts an eye out? [/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]Ears, eyes, fingers...

All these seem rather essential to the pursuit of happiness...

Damn fireworks!  Damn them to hell!  Everytime some kid gets mutilated by a rogue firecracker, our Founding Fathers must be turning over in their graves.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Yes...because happiness is a pain in the a** to pursure without the use of your ears.

You wouldn't believe how loud they've gotten over here now and then... :eek:[/quote]

[quote=Mary Loquacious]And fireworks are unconstitutional because, when used incorrectly, they interefere with your ability to pursue happiness...[/quote]

[quote=spudracer]I figure someone will try and say that this holiday is unconstitutional since it's symbolizing the signing of the Declaration of Independence. [/quote]

[quote=spudracer]Happy 4th to those that celebrate it. [/quote]