[quote=Holden Pike][size=3]WARNING:[/SIZE] Kinks incoming...[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"Badger?! It's probably just Milhouse."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike][size=1]MAX:[/size] Were you in The *****?

[size=1]HERMAN:[/size] Yeah, I was in The *****.[/quote]

[quote=The Silver Bullet]"Gee, Joe, you've never been the same since your son went crazy in Vietnam."

"It's a pain that never ends."[/quote]

[quote=Yoda][i]"Hey, we're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks."[/i][/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike][size=1]BOB[/SIZE]: Why is there tape on your nose?

[size=1]DIGNAN[/SIZE]: Exactly.[/quote]

[quote=Monkeypunch]"Once this tape starts, it will not stop....because that button is broken."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"It's German for 'The Bart, the'".

"Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man."[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike][b]F[/b]or [b]U[/b]biquity [b]C[/b]an [b]K[/b]ill [b]Y[b/]our [b]O[/b]nly [b]U[/b]nion[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]I am not sen[color=red]d[/color]ing sublim[color=red]i[/color]nal messag[color=red]e[/color]s.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"Who cares about this stupid election? We all know it doesn't matter who gets elected president of Millard. You think it's going to change anything around here, make one single person happier or smarter or nicer? The only person it matters to is the one who gets elected. The same pathetic charade happens every year, and everyone makes the same pathetic promises just so they can put it on their transcripts to get into college. So vote for me, because I don't even want to go to college, and I don't care, and as president, I won't do anything. The only promise I make is that if elected, I will immediately dismantle the student government so that none of us will ever have to sit through one of these stupid assemblies again!"[/quote]