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One day, while sailing the Seven Seas, Captain Bravo's lookout spotted a pirate ship. The crew became frantic! Captain Bravo bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" The first mate quickly retrieved the captain's red shirt, and while wearing the brightly colored frock, the Captain led his crew into battle and defeated the pirates.
That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumph. One of them asked the captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?" The captain replied, "If I had been wounded in the attack, the shirt would not have shown my blood. Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat and marveled at both the courage and intelligence of such a manly man's man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching! The crew stared in worshipful silence at the captain and waited for his usual brilliant orders. Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants."
That evening, all the men sat around on the deck recounting the day's triumph. One of them asked the captain, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before battle?" The captain replied, "If I had been wounded in the attack, the shirt would not have shown my blood. Thus, you men would continue to fight, unafraid." All of the men sat and marveled at both the courage and intelligence of such a manly man's man.
As dawn came the next morning, the lookout spotted not one, not two, but TEN pirate ships approaching! The crew stared in worshipful silence at the captain and waited for his usual brilliant orders. Captain Bravo gazed with steely eyes upon the vast armada arrayed against his ship, and without fear, turned and calmly shouted, "Get me my brown pants."
"Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the f*ckin' Peace Corps."
That line's even funnier now that I have a friend who's actually joining the Peace Corps. It's the toughest job she'll ever love, I reckon.
That line's even funnier now that I have a friend who's actually joining the Peace Corps. It's the toughest job she'll ever love, I reckon.
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son. "
You make me wanna SHOUT!!! Put your hand's up and SHOUT!!! Let me hear you and SHOUT!!! All together now and SHOUT!!!
Yeaahhh, Yeaaahhhhh, Yeaaahhhh!!!!
Yeaahhh, Yeaaahhhhh, Yeaaahhhh!!!!
...and I'm all alone. 
Friday night, Friday night...
I'll send it to you right away, Slayton!
Naisy runs everything into the ground.
It's really not that big a deal. You, Naisy, and the B-Day thread have kind of run it into the ground anyway... I'm just curios.
I'm just curios.
If It tell, I'll have to kill you. Nah, I'll ask Chris if I can tell you, and if he says yes, I'll PM you. Just keep your fingers crossed.
Nah Gracie-poo, I just thought, since Silver's his name, I'd use the color silver. Sometimes you can see it and sometimes you can't. Hey what is the command to make all readers names appear in your post? Like the Happy B-Day thread.