The Shoutbox
"Sex to SAVE the friendship..."
"Would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?"

I forget the line after the coma one. I love the whole exchange, though.

"Someone's pilfered a Ziggy and tried to pass it off as his own. I'm going to get to the bottom of this."
"We have a wide variety of Gene picks."
"Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it."
"His wife is in a coma."
"Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife."
"It's a coffee table book about coffee tables!"
"I'm a divorcee."

"You're not a divorcee. You're a, you're a sepretee."

"Well I'm out there Georgie."

"You are not out there, because I am out there, and if I see YOU out there there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshcok me back into coherance!!"
"Why does it matter? You're their all-time best seller!"
"People should plop down $2000 to live like him for a week."