The Shoutbox
"Hey George: the ocaen called, they're running out of shrimp."
Really? That is weird.
I was thinking, it would be so strange if all three of us posted the Newman line at the same time.

It would have been one hell of a freak occurance.
"Let's face it, Jerry: I've always really BEEN handicapped. I'm only now getting the recognition for it."
"This is George Costanza. He wants to go to Church."
Matt, I honestly thought to myself no less than 60 seconds ago that someone was going to quote the "Newman line," saying that "someone had to do it." I also figured it quite likely that you'd be the one. I think that's God telling me "too much time on The Shoutbox, my son."
"And now, for the airing of grievances. I've got a lot of problems with you people!"
The ultimate Seinfeld line.
It has to be said.

"Hello Jerry."
I forget what situations that comes from...

"Steven, can't go higher than architect."

"Happy Festivus, Georgie."