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Wow. Gives fermentation new meaning.
Maybe you'll have better luck with nuts. Pun most definitely intended.
Maybe you'll have better luck with nuts. Pun most definitely intended.
Obviously you are unaware of how Grape Ape got his nickname. Grape Ape is one of those rare indivduals who has sex exclusively with fruit. (Kong forgets what the scientific label for such a person is.)
Pursuing a relationship with that bizarre simian would not be fruitful (pun intended).
Pursuing a relationship with that bizarre simian would not be fruitful (pun intended).
I happen to know Grape Ape don't swing that way...Not even if you get him drunk and offer him money.
Now Beagly Beagle on the other hand, that pup is positively FLAMING.
Now Beagly Beagle on the other hand, that pup is positively FLAMING.
You can always have a gay relationship with Grape Ape. I hear no one takes him seriously. Perhaps you could help his image???
Yes. It is great! Kong just wishes it was true.
Don't worry though, as soon as Kong goes to Hong Kong and meets Faye Wong she will fall madly in love, cut her hair to it's Wong Kar-Wai's Chungking Express style, say "I do", and become Faye Wong Kong.
Don't worry though, as soon as Kong goes to Hong Kong and meets Faye Wong she will fall madly in love, cut her hair to it's Wong Kar-Wai's Chungking Express style, say "I do", and become Faye Wong Kong.