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i am quite drunk. very drunk in fact. hope everyone is okay. "all i ever wanted was a little love to take the pain away"
I remember my sophomore year of college like it was yesterday--the walks down to the ravine under the moonlight. I would softly amble down to the edge of the creek, press my hands against my thighs, and cordially vomit at the water's edge. Yesterday I was wondering what it was about those walks that moved me so, made me so calm.
Then it hit me: It was the vomiting.
Then it hit me: It was the vomiting.
To the extent that I am not wearing pants is the extent to which my thoughts yet again return to Yoda.
I am risen, born of the flesh, torn of the soul. Yoda, fly with me to Bounty Land. I AM your sweet sugar candy-man.
Oooo…. Getting married in a cemetery would be cool… … and I’m fine… just nursing a slight… um…. aftermath of overindulgence…
Hey meow-meow kitty. Going to the cem..e..tary, and I'm gonna get ma..a..rr..ied. Well, maybe not, but I'll be taking flowers. How about you? Ah hell, I'm leaving anyway. Ciao!