The Shoutbox
Fwee. I've made up a new word. Steal it and be eaten alive by rabid ferrets who foam at the mouth!

Anyway, I'll be away from MoFo for a while due to a min-vaction thingy. Long story. I'd like to stay and taste my first champagne, but I must do what I must.

Goodbye, dear MoFo!
I think they should bring back Schoolhouse Rock. I learned more from those shorts than I did from sitting in class, I swear!

"Conjunction, junction, what's your function?"

"My hero Zero...what a funny little hero, before you came a long we were counting on our fingers and toes."

"I'm just a Bill..."

It says something that I remember these 25 years later but can't remember the darn school stuff!
I watch that one every Arbor Day.
I personally loved the ever-popular holiday classic, "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown, But You Wouldn't Know An Adverb If It Bit You On The A$$."
So nice you had to say it twice, eh?

But here's my answer to your sally--and where's r66 when I'm makin' the puns?:

ARRRRGGGGGHHHHH! (as I fall spectacularly, of course)
Right before someone moves the football on you...
Everybody wants to pick on the proofreader. I feel like good ol' Charlie in the classic Peanuts film Correct This Sentence, Charlie Brown!
Hello. Mary how, are. You! finding it hard too, read this: Are you.
Come ci come ca.

Knife in the Water Criterion has a collection of Polanski's short films, though, which is tre bien.
:Insert fake caring answer here:
Fine, et vous?
:Insert irreverent witticism here:

So, how are things?