[quote=Sedai]t-minus 1 hour 37 minutes[/quote]

[quote=Diablo]Sayin' "howdy ya'll" from SMSS.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Good morning all, go sox![/quote]

[quote=Diablo]"...In other news, Lando Griffin, a popular student at a local high school was killed last night when his motorcycle careened off dead man's curve. Police were baffled when no body was found at the scene, but decided it was best not to ask questions and just let everyone get on with their lives."[/quote]

[quote=Diablo]"Another day of school... oh boy!"[/quote]

[quote=OG-]The question is, who watched the conclusion of Farscape: The Peacekeepr Wars.  If not you missed an incredibly poignant homeage to 2001, it was awesome and incredibly fitting.[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Not anymore. Ortiz brings order to chaos for the second consecutive night. I refuse to believe there's a single Yankee fan who isn't terrified of him.

Curt Schilling pitches tomorrow...[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]This game is insane...[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Three straight overpaid metrosexuals go down in the top of the 10th at the hands of a scrawny kid with corn rows.

Papi coming up...[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]I dunno what happened to Damon. Maybe he just discovered fire.

And here I thought cavemen hunted moose.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Man, I can't stand that little Scooter character that pops up during the games. He is supposed to explain what certain plays and terms mean, and he just spews nebulous crap all the time, and doesn't tell you any actual facts about the game...[/quote]