The Shoutbox
"Pika, pika, pika~~"

- Pikachu
"Woof, woof, woof!"
- Pluto
"If there's still a world after all this... id like to buy you a beer."
If by "little" Plato means "a 52-inch plasma screen."
The greatest wealth is to live content with little.
Plato
And yes, I'm very bitter. Seriously, how often does your ace, your X-Factor, get hurt near the end of the start right before the biggest series of the season? This has got to be some kind of record.
"He was a wise man who invented beer."
-Plato
Did you know that the difference between the current Yankee payroll and the second-highest payroll in baseball is roughly the same as the entire Yankee payroll in 1996 ($60 million)? Hey, if they're going to keep beating the Red Sox, I at least get to keep hating them.

My only real sustenance these days comes from knowing that their offseason moves are largely short-term, and that they're simply far too old to keep this up much longer. Anyone know what The Boss was thinking signing Sheffield over Guerrero? Only makes sense if they end up signing Beltran in the off-season, and maybe not even then.
Please, someone, anyone, point out to me the stigmata of truth, or at least tell me the truth is a fluid thing, so that I can stop trying to pound a nail through it.
Congrats...wish I still got report cards...
Today is report card day... and so far..... I've got 80's and above in all subjects...