[quote=Sedai]This game is insane...[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Three straight overpaid metrosexuals go down in the top of the 10th at the hands of a scrawny kid with corn rows.

Papi coming up...[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]I dunno what happened to Damon. Maybe he just discovered fire.

And here I thought cavemen hunted moose.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Man, I can't stand that little Scooter character that pops up during the games. He is supposed to explain what certain plays and terms mean, and he just spews nebulous crap all the time, and doesn't tell you any actual facts about the game...[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Not Damon, he still looks off...[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]With the way Pedro's been throwing, it's not out of the question.

Who's your Papi?[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Yup, I like to see it. He doesn't seem anywhere near as focused as the last outing. Mayhap it's time for a Yankee hitting slump as well  ?  ;)[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Mussina threw a whopping 34 pitches in that first inning. That doesn't bode well for him, or for the already overworked Yankee bullpen.[/quote]

[quote=OG-]I did break a tv not too long ago.  Out of anger.  ****ing piece of ****.[/quote]

[quote=Tazz]that was so funny that i forgot to laugh.[/quote]

[quote=Diablo]Lois: You should spend some time with our kids, Peter. And with me.
Peter: Uh, what could me and you do together?
[Lois giggles]
Peter: Lois. You've got a sick mind.
Lois: Peter, I'm talking about making love.
Peter: Oh. I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for beer money.[/quote]