The Shoutbox
Originally Posted by allthatglitters
Ok it's not like your going to die a virgin at 39. Don't get too excited.
Things to accomplish in 2005:

1. Get a job
2. Get laid

Why would I get excited to die a virgin at 39?
Assuming you guys live that long, every year someone says it's the end of the world, my moneys on next year when mutant crabs arrive from crab world and eat us all. Yup.
I agree. If anything kills me, it's going to be Chinese take-out.
No asteroid is taking me out.
39? Oi, I'll be into my late fifties at that point...
Ok it's not like your going to die a virgin at 39. Don't get too excited.
dammit ill be 39! well might as well start streaking now...
I will be forty in 2029. God that seems so far off.

23,000 people are dead because of the Tsunami.
We're all going to die! Start hoarding can openers and peanut butter!
"The latest update from NASA now gives 2004 MN4 a 1-in-37 chance (probability of 2.7%) of hitting Earth on April 13, 2029. That's a bump up from the 1-in-46 (2.2%) odds given this weekend and almost a 10x increase in probability from the original 1-in-300 odds announced late last week. Interesting times, indeed."
Jet Li was vacationing at the time in the Maldives with his family and was missing for a period of a day or two, but has now made contact with his brother in Hong Kong.