The Shoutbox
Welp, he's no Ricky Gervais...
I've got their dinosaur DNA right here.
Seeing as how this is a movie site, I won't point out the obvious. I will just say, and so it begins!

Oh man...
Screw you old lady! I would have thought that you'd dump all those kids and move out of that shoe shack years ago!
I guess you truly don't know what to do!
Hope harder, boy!
I hope you never throw a shoe at me!
Size one million.
Oh to walk in Pete's shoes!

What size are they again?
I actually agree with you fully on that issue.

Though I'm certainly not opposed to swimwear clad students.
Would you like to know something somewhat odd about me? Doesn’t matter, I'm going to tell you anyway:

I don't get the slightest bit aroused by women in swimwear. I know it’s almost precisely the same attire, but a woman in a simple, yet elegant, pairing of bra and panties (hehehe, I snicker when I say that word) has the complete opposite effect on me. I can’t explain this, so I simply don’t…suffice it to say that I’m clearly in need of mental health counseling, if for no other reason than I’m probably the only man here who has never purchased or viewed a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

Ahhh hell, it's probably just the requisite 4" heels that do it for me... cancel my trip to the therapist. As a side note: nanu-nanu my pet!
Ya know what is great? When it's only March and bodies walk through campus clothed only in swimsuits.