[quote=OG-]Haha, ya damn straight, glad someone read that. :)[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]"Nothing kills the suspension of disbelief like a bunch of t**s out of nowhere." - OG[/quote]

[quote=blibblobblib]Oh how i wish i could aspire to the person you all dream i am.

In some ways you are very close, i do like to exist in a vacuum from time to time but it plays havoc with the do. And pole dancing is a weekend venture for me, as are having notes shoved into my groin, all be it for an all together different reason. Once they start crying and the thong comes back up the notes come shortly after.

But i really do have no interest what so ever in being an Explodeologist.[/quote]

[quote=Anonymous Last]Naked Thursdays?[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]"Are you open on Thursdays?????"[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]"Give me a bottle of anything and a glazed donut...[i]to go[/i]."[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]"I'd like two bottles of your most expensive champagne"[/quote]

[quote=Piddzilla][quote=S.P.O.C.K]Maybe there is some gravity kick in space...but there is no sex in the champagn room.[/quote]

Is too!![/quote]

[quote=Austruck]Suddenly I don't know whether I've just developed a healthy respect for blibby, or if I should stand a few feet away from him now.[/quote]

[quote=Anonymous Last]Maybe there is some gravity kick in space...but there is no sex in the champagn room.[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike][quote=blibblobblib]And on another note i am starting my new job tomorrow in a career i have absoloutly no interest in what so ever. I am not excited.[/quote]

My advice is to think of the pole as a partner, not just something that happens to be on stage in the middle of the bar. Don't dance around it, dance [i]with[/i] it. And whenever possible, lick that pole like it's a tasty popcicle.

You'll get the bigger bills thrust in your underwear that way, I swear.[/quote]