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Yes. Grouchy and Smelly uncle Toose makes his quarterly appearance and is satisfied to find MoFo chugging away. Seems I've missed some drama?
Marmite is yeast extract. Yum...
It also has the consistency of earwax (from someone who's lived their life down a coal mine).
Furthermore it is a little known fact that the Irish Republican Army was formed shortly after the first Marmite crate arrived on Dublin docks...
It also has the consistency of earwax (from someone who's lived their life down a coal mine).
Furthermore it is a little known fact that the Irish Republican Army was formed shortly after the first Marmite crate arrived on Dublin docks...
Right, because my mom knows exactly what dirty sweat tastes like, having been an accomplished Mexican cagefighter before she had me.
Ya know, Aus, you can never fully appreciate the intensity of Marmite until you try it for yourself.
And one day you will. And I guarantee on that day, you'll take a bite, your mouth will shudder as it chokes it down, and then you'll say to yourself, "wow, that tasted exactly like dirty sweat."
And one day you will. And I guarantee on that day, you'll take a bite, your mouth will shudder as it chokes it down, and then you'll say to yourself, "wow, that tasted exactly like dirty sweat."
I did, once upon a time. Had I continued, however, I'd surely have lived happily ever fatter.
Needless to say, I miss them dearly. Farewell, my glazed friends.
Needless to say, I miss them dearly. Farewell, my glazed friends.