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They were Sedai and i'm going to see them again in November since i missed the end in a rushing to see some of KoRn.
Download was epic, if anyone's interested. Tool, Metallica, Guns n Roses, Opeth, Dragonforce, Clutch all quality.
Went to a BBQ yesterday in West Concord, at a friends uncle's place. The cat is well off, and I ended up spending most of the afternoon chatting and drinking with Don Sweeny, former Boston Bruin. Funny thing is, I didn't know it was him most of the time, until I realized I hadn't asked this guy his name all day...
"Say man, what's your name, I neglected to ask, sorry for being rude all day."
'Oh, it's all good, Don Sweeny."
"From the Bruins?"
"Well, I used to play for them..."
"Oh ..."
Totally chill down to earth dude, and we chatted about the Red Sox etc... and a little hockey, of course.
"Say man, what's your name, I neglected to ask, sorry for being rude all day."
'Oh, it's all good, Don Sweeny."
"From the Bruins?"
"Well, I used to play for them..."
"Oh ..."
Totally chill down to earth dude, and we chatted about the Red Sox etc... and a little hockey, of course.
A man walks into a bakers with a fish under his arm. The baker looks up at him wondering what on earth this man could want. "Excuse me do you sell fish cakes?" asks the man with his aquatic friend. "No i'm afraid not" replies the baker. The man looks dissapointed and as he walks out he mutters "Thats a shame, its his birthday today..."
According to the BBC, this is the world's funniest joke:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
Good old Spike Milligan. Genius.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"
Good old Spike Milligan. Genius.