[quote=Austruck]My gosh, the weather is crappy here today. Just barely above freezing, rainy and foggy, could still snow at some point.

I want my mommy.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck]Three people. I'm not a big fan of Chappelle either. He's decent, but not worth all the hype he usually gets.[/quote]

[quote=gummo][quote=BobbyB]Are you kidding me!? Chappelle is greatness. His standup always has me rolling on the floor with laughter.

You are the first person I've met who hates Chappelle.[/quote]

I have to agree with Johnny on this one, sorry Bobby. But now you know of two people who dislike his standup.[/quote]

[quote=Poultry_man]god damn homework![/quote]

[quote=John McClane][b]William Strannix:[/b] And this little piggy... oh, mama... oh, mama... went wee, wee, wee, WEEEEEEEEE...![/quote]

[quote=John McClane][b]Jordan Tate:[/b] So who are you? Are you, you, like, some special forces guy or something?
[b]Casey Ryback:[/b] Nah. I'm just a cook.
[b]Jordan Tate:[/b] A cook?
[b]Casey Ryback:[/b] [i][Whispering][/i] Just a lowly, lowly cook.
[b]Jordan Tate:[/b] Oh, my God, we're gonna die.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][b]William Strannix:[/b] Yes, of course! Hence the name: movement. It moves a certain distance, then it stops, you see? A revolution gets its name by always coming back around in your face. You tried to kill me you son of a bitch... so welcome to the revolution.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Well Yoda, that luck you wished me helped. ;)

I might need some more in a few weeks, think you'll be able to spare some more? :)[/quote]

[quote=John McClane][i]"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and provide new Guards for their future security." [/i][/quote]

[quote=BobbyB]:-O

I can't believe that. I refuse to believe that. Chappelle is just too funny for you to dislike him.

[quote]Sesame Street teaches you to judge people and label people. They have this character on the show...Oscar. They treat this guy like sh*t the whole show. 'Look kids...isn't Oscar a grouch? Oscar, you're so mean.' 'Yeah, Oscar. You're a grouch.' If I was Oscar, I'd be like 'B*tch, I live in a f*ckin' trash can!'[/quote]

[quote]I didn't actually know I was going to the ghetto until I looked out the window and saw gun store, liquor store, liquor store, gun store, liquor store.[/quote]

On the subject of President Bush doing crack
[quote]We can't have a crackhead president. He'd be selling nuclear secrets for 20, 30 bucks a pop.[/quote]

I LUUURRRVVVEEE Chappelle.[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]No, I'm not kidding ya. When I laugh at Chappelle, I'm actually laughing AT him.

Well, my date just asked me what's the plan for prom. I get nervous just thinking about it.[/quote]