[quote=Sedai]No, my cat is a total prude. Also, the vet stole his junk, so it's more of an androgynous feline life form.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck]Wait, McClane. I think you came into the discussion at just the wrong moment. (still laughing)

So let me get this straight: Sedai had sex with his cat? This is sounding like another Steve Martin routine....[/quote]

[quote=John McClane]Sedai: No, not like that. At least, not in a while.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]I'm celibate. 

My cat chewed the strap on one of mine so it won't stay on. We are talking about shoes here, right?

;)[/quote]

[quote=Yoda]Oh, I get it: because you had to use one to have sex.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]I had a pair... Now I just have 1 left...  :randy:[/quote]

[quote=Austruck]And yes, I really typed that. So sue me.[/quote]

[quote=Austruck]Yes, Holden, but do you own a pair of rubbers?[/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]Shout 2,820![/quote]

[quote=Holden Pike]It's raining today and I haven't owned a pair of galoshes since I was ten.[/quote]

[quote=Sedai]Ha, you do that all the time, Johnny! How quickly they forget...[/quote]