The Shoutbox
The same way I turn off any other bad show.

In other news, I think it's great how the Pats and Colts are giving each other so much respect going into this game. Showing, once again, that these are the two most well run organizations in the NFL. Totally professional, bereft of any of the silly, playground trash talking we see from teams like The Bengals (booo Chad Johnson).
Once Seinfeld's on, how can you turn it off?!

I'm almost done with day 2's quota. I keep getting distracted.
I wrote about 400 words in the car in 15 minutes while waiting for the kids. Gosh, I love my AlphaSmart.
John, what do you mean about after all, it's Seinfeld? I mean, like, what? You can't see Seinfeld on any number of cable channels 24 hours a day where you are??? Geez.
When I am on the way to eat sushi, I get into Japanese mode!
yup:

"Good bye! I am going to eat lunch at a restaurant. Yoda, are you going to eat lunch?"
I think he said something about going to lunch... 'course I could be verra... verra wrong...
Um...si?
Sayonara! Resutoran de hiru gohan wo tabemasen! Yoda san, watashi to hiru gohan wo tabemasen ka?
My dad might be getting one this year
Damn right he is...my Dad has one...

And here I am admitting it...