The Shoutbox
Pa-pa-pa-poker fayce!
Puh-puh poker FAYZzzzzeeee....
Originally Posted by ynwtf
i hate bananas =\
Imma gonna force feed you bananas now, using the Ludovico technique
i hate bananas =\
Because doubling down on stupidity is one of our finest traditions in this great banana republic we all live in today.
“Ticket prices may fluctuate, based on demand, at any time.”

How is Ticketmaster even a thing anymore?
No bueno. Lo siento por tu hermana.
Sister just has a seizure because of the heat. Fanfreakingtastic weekend
You think THAT cracked you up, try cracking a walnut =\

random trivia: i JUST learned there is only one L in walnut. all this time i assumed they came from walm.... wait just a danged minute!!! WHUuuuuuuuT?!
Peanut is a funny word. Peanut.
My favourite restaurant in London has got a peanut policy. I’ve been going there for years weekly but didn’t know; saw it when tried booking online. I know what they mean, but “our peanut policy” sure cracked me up.
Originally Posted by doubledenim
We can do better! Keep pushing!
The mood of house has gotten even more hostile than usual. If I turn up murdered it was the heat.