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Forum: General Movie Discussion 5 hours ago
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Rate The Last Movie You Saw
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
CRY MACHO, THE CARD COUNTER, PRISONERS OF THE...

CRY MACHO, THE CARD COUNTER, PRISONERS OF THE GHOSTLAND

Competently shot with quality lead performances that squander their potential with rote, lifeless scripts rife with terrible dialogue that...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Calling out the absolute fraud that is MKS
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
This is now canonically what MKS stands for and...

This is now canonically what MKS stands for and I'll hear nothing to the contrary.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Calling out the absolute fraud that is MKS
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
I don't like whipped cream at all. *drops mic*

I don't like whipped cream at all. *drops mic*
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Calling out the absolute fraud that is MKS
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
Give it time. Let me post anywhere long enough...

Give it time. Let me post anywhere long enough...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Calling out the absolute fraud that is MKS
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
Are we talking about me or Mario Kenneth Schwartz?

Are we talking about me or Mario Kenneth Schwartz?
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Calling out the absolute fraud that is MKS
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
My lawyers are drafting a cease and desist letter...

My lawyers are drafting a cease and desist letter as we speak.

And here I thought the Lincoln MKS controversy was bad enough. I'm not a car!!! At least... Not anymore.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
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Calling out the absolute fraud that is MKS
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
First thought: One did I do? Second thought:...

First thought: One did I do?

Second thought: This means war.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 day ago
Replies: 1,695
Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
Joe Spinell is only worth one star to you? I...

Joe Spinell is only worth one star to you? I thought you had taste.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 days ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
It did lack full penetration.

It did lack full penetration.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 days ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
I rated The Leopard and Things both 5 stars and...

I rated The Leopard and Things both 5 stars and feel no qualms about that.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 days ago
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Rate The Last Movie You Saw
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
It's the type of movie you wish Argento was...

It's the type of movie you wish Argento was currently making. Not what he's actually making.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 days ago
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Rate The Last Movie You Saw
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
HEART OF GLASS is a movie I loved but in keeping...

HEART OF GLASS is a movie I loved but in keeping with it's dream-like quality, the details have faded beyond the general surreal impression and hypnotized performances.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
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A scary thing happened on the way to the Movie Forums - Horrorcrammers
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
My only real qualifications will be that itís...

My only real qualifications will be that itís easily available and has a comparable run time.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
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A scary thing happened on the way to the Movie Forums - Horrorcrammers
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
It's on HBO MAX here cuz it's currently in...

It's on HBO MAX here cuz it's currently in theaters. They ain't doing the same day releases in Canada???

I guess it is okay to live in this American dystopia. It could be much worse.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
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A scary thing happened on the way to the Movie Forums - Horrorcrammers
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
Similarly, I just watched Night Moves and hey, I...

Similarly, I just watched Night Moves and hey, I was right about it being Gene Hackman. Just couldn't figure out what movie.

Great flick.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
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A scary thing happened on the way to the Movie Forums - Horrorcrammers
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
Crummy, please watch Malignant. Do it for good...

Crummy, please watch Malignant. Do it for good ol' MKS. I'll watch something of your chosen (assuming it's easily available on streaming)
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
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A scary thing happened on the way to the Movie Forums - Horrorcrammers
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
I can see calling this film many things but bland...

I can see calling this film many things but bland and boring. He essentially decided to make a throwback to Argento, Fulci, and Hennenlotter on a 10 mil budget without dialing back any of the...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
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A scary thing happened on the way to the Movie Forums - Horrorcrammers
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
I'm probably the biggest fan of The Prowler and...

I'm probably the biggest fan of The Prowler and HBTM on this forum. I hope you dig em!

On a separate note,

James Wan's Malignant is simply wonderful. It's befuddling, campy, Gonzo,...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
I think you've never needed to see a movie as...

I think you've never needed to see a movie as much as you've needed to see Malignant.

Perhaps for that reason. We're only truly alive once we've faced oblivion.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
I've never needed someone to watch a movie like I...

I've never needed someone to watch a movie like I need Crummy to watch MALIGNANT.
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
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A scary thing happened on the way to the Movie Forums - Horrorcrammers
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
I think a lot of the ideas it explores, in...

I think a lot of the ideas it explores, in particular about art exploiting black suffering (in a film that arguably does just that) are provocative and ripe for exploration but I feel like...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
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A scary thing happened on the way to the Movie Forums - Horrorcrammers
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
Basically the way the film takes all the subtext...

Basically the way the film takes all the subtext of the original film and has every single character speak overtly about the meaning and what it all represents. Then...

Relegating Candyman to a...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 1 week ago
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A scary thing happened on the way to the Movie Forums - Horrorcrammers
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
I watched it. Overall I dug it a lot but the...

I watched it. Overall I dug it a lot but the script is slapdash and replaces the gothic romance and subtext of the original with didactic text that feels half baked.

The performances and...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 2 weeks ago
Replies: 1,695
Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
I dig Cotton Comes to Harlem. Itís not only an...

I dig Cotton Comes to Harlem. Itís not only an early Blaxploitation flick but is arguably the genesis of the buddy cop flick, predating 48 Hours by over a decade. Plus, anything with Calvin Lockhart...
Forum: General Movie Discussion 3 weeks ago
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Watching Movies Alone with crumbsroom
Posted By ThatDarnMKS
Somehow ended up rewatching Annette with a friend...

Somehow ended up rewatching Annette with a friend last night.

It was even worse than Iíd believed the first time.